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Bloggers' guide to the season

This season Prostate Cancer UK is the official charity of The Football League. To celebrate, we've asked bloggers from each of the 72 clubs to count down their top five strikers to have worn the No9 shirt, in recognition of the fact that prostate cancer affects one in nine men.

Oxford City Built like an ox: United's super sub Paul Moody. Photo courtesy of Action Images

 

Here blogger Scott Walkinshaw, of oxblogger.blogspot.com, selects Oxford's five best No9s… and one to forget!

5. Billy Hamilton (1984-86)
John Aldridge wasn't a No9 and Jeremy Charles wore No9 when we won the Milk Cup, but it was Billy Hamilton who was the iconic No9 of the club's mid-80s glory years. He was also the greatest Oxford player ever to have his own board game - Billy Hamilton's Football Academy. A veteran of Northern Ireland's famous 1982 World Cup squad, he often looked like he was still feeling the cramps he suffered during their famous win over hosts Spain in Valencia. At Oxford he destroyed defences and helped Aldridge to a bag of goals. Persistent injuries meant that he only played 41 times in two years scoring 20 goals, but it was a hell of a two years.

4. James Constable (2008-)
Constable scored the goals that got us to the Conference play-off final in 2010, then he scored one of the Wembley goals that got us promoted back to the Football League, then he turned down the opportunity move to our greatest rivals, Swindon, and THEN he scored the goals that beat them away from home for the first time in 40 years. There is so much to love about James Constable.

3. Paul Moody (1994-97 & 2001-02) 
When Ian Wright reinvented goal celebrations in the mid-90s he couldn't have envisaged the impact it would have on Oxford's Paul Moody. Joining at the tail end of the 1994 relegation season, Moody was normally content to celebrate goals by standing still and letting munchkin-like wingers hang off him. When, in 1996, we went on a breathtaking run to promotion he was converted to a super sub and introduced late on in games to batter tired defences. His goals flooded in and, at this point, Moody decided to introduce some razzmatazz to his game with the most awkward handstand you've ever seen. Graceful it wasn't - like dropping planks of wood down the stairs. Moody was up on his hands while journeyman winger Stuart Massey hung from the crossbar as they celebrated Moody's goal in a 3-0 derby-day destruction at Wycombe.

2. Keith Cassells (1980-82)
"He's played at Wembley over 100 times," guffawed Jimmy Greaves during a profile of Keith Cassells on the Saint And Greavsie show. It was true: Cassells played for Wembley FC before joining Oxford. In what was a fairly average time for the club, he scored 13 goals in 45 games. But more than that, he was the first No9 I remember seeing as a child. And you always remember your first. I thought he was the best striker in England and wasn't surprised when he was snapped up by a star-studded Southampton side that included Kevin Keegan, Peter Shilton, Alan Ball and Mick Channon. I thought he'd fit right in. But, if there's anything I've learnt about football, it's that you shouldn't trust the judgement of an eight year old. Cassells never got going at the Dell and went on to play for Brentford where, it is rumoured, he once hit a floodlight with a shot at goal.

1. Bud Houghton (1961-63)
Some strikers are targetmen, others are goal poachers; Bud Houghton was just a big show-off. He holds the club record for goals in a season, once scoring nine goals in a week and is one of only two Oxford players ever to score five goals in a game. He was a goalscoring dynamo who helped propel the club into the Football League in 1963. Houghton also had a close-season window-cleaning business with Big Ron Atkinson, who was a wing-half at the club around the same time. Rumours that their early morning discount scheme provided the origin of the famous Ronglish phrase "Early doors reducer" remain unconfirmed.

And the worst…
Steve Anthrobus (1999-2001)
They called him 'the Bus' - probably because there are Routemasters servicing the Blackbird Leys estate with better goalscoring records. Steve Anthrobus scored one goal every 1,552 minutes in an Oxford shirt. If you kicked off at 3pm on Saturday and kept playing, he'd score his first goal at Sunday teatime. He arrived, via Crewe and Shrewsbury, from Wimbledon, where he'd been an understudy to John Fashanu. In fact all that prevented him from becoming the next Fash the Bash was goals and an ill-advised "Awooga!" catchphrase on Gladiators. In 2007 Anthrobus was fined for having a vigorous romantic indulgence with a married woman in a park. He was warned by the judge never to do it again. The judge needn't have worried; with his record there was never any danger of him scoring like that again. He scored four goals in 69 games and was so bad, I actually started to like him.

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